obams rejects Flunky overhaul

BALTIMORE, Maryland November 14, 2013 - obama has rejected a common sense replacement for one of his most notorious flunkies - Kathleen Sebelius - choosing instead to follow his propensity of sticking with his worst selections.  Having screwed up obamashame and other hot button obama initiatives, obama was presented with what one bard called a "perfect" replacement, former Tennessee Governor and Nashville Mayor Phil Bredesen.  Credited with saving Tennessee's screwed-up health system, he was a finalist for the job laughably given to Sebelius.  Administration insiders were pushing Bredesen for a life-preserving replacement appointment, but the narcisstic obama thumbed his nose at them since replacing sebelius would look like a departure from his super far left agenda.  The Washington Examiner's Paul Beddard and the bloggers Weasel Zippers and the Irishman get the credit for this breaking news.  They also published this photo from an obama press meeting today: