Thursday, September 21, 2017

Trump In Masterful Speech at UN: USA President Lays Down the Law for Baby Un, Fake Mullahs

TOWSON, Maryland, Tuesday, September 19, 2017 - When spelunkers first explored certain caves that had long been devoid of all manner of light, in certain places they found fish that still had the markings of functioning eyes, but where normal creatures had functioning eyes, these fish had only the places where, many thousands of years before, eyes used to be.  The spelunkers would shine lights on the blind fish, but the fish didn't "see" the light.  In his wisdom, the Good Lord had led the cav-dwelling fish to over develop other senses to make up for their lack of sight.  

Something like that took place on Tuesday at the United Nations in New York.  Donald Trump, who is not and never will be a politician, marched up to the podium at the hall where the UN General Assembly meets, and did the same thing to the assembled multitude of dictators and other bonzos and their functionaries that the spelunkers did to Blind Fish: He Shined the Light of Reality on Those Who Spend Their Time Deluding Themselves.

Calling North Korean 'leader' Kim Jung-Un, "Rocket Man" and selecting other choice descriptive words for the mad Mullahs of Iran - remember, these are the so-called religious leaders who are funding evil violent terrorism around and about This Earth - Trump used his relatively brief talk to stake out the moral high ground for These United States.  

Trump told the gathering - including tens of millions on various video feeds throughout and around This Earth - that his first responsibility is to These United States.  Leaders of other nations should have the same priority, he explained.  That duty and priority involves putting the nations they govern at the very top of their own priority lists.  Under such a system, the mullahs in Iran would be obligated to use the money they 'take in' for causes and needs of the people of Iran. Implicit in Trump's talk was the fact that the Mullahs are instead using this money to fund their whacky campaign of world wide Islamic Terrorism. 

Oh so radical, that Trump.  Oh so radical.  Goodness Gracious!  

Many of the gathered looked shocked and stunned.  Never had they heard such words, especially at the UN.  But when the panning camera stumbled past Mr. Netanyahu of Israel, he looked utterly happy.  Mr. Limbaugh; that is, the Essential Rush Limbaugh, said on his nationwide and even worldwide radio show, just after the Trump speech, that Mr. Netanyahu was so elated by what he was hearing that he was reminded of a jack-in-the-box about to jump through the lid and out of the box in which he was ensconced.  Talk about creating a vivid picture in your mind!

During his presidential campaign, Trump was very derisive of the UN.  He noted that in the most recent years the UN budget doubled, the number of 'employees' doubled, but things around This Earth had not improved at all.  So where had all of the extra money made its way to?  Unknown.  And yet despite these morally based quandaries, Trump conceded that the UN does have "a lot of potential."

Not long ago, and before his untimely (or was it overdo?) demise, the former Venezuelan Dictator and fan of Fidel, Hugo Chavez, said during his UN "speech" that when he arrived at the UN that morning, he could smell sulphur.  He speculated that the smell emanated from the presence of former United States President George W. Bush, who had spoken not long before Chavez.  So, you see, Trump's oratory didn't exactly have to soar to outdo the speeches formerly given at the UN.

Nevertheless, Trump's speech was compelling for its frankness and candor. I am unable to recall laughing so long and hard during any other speech at the UN as I did when our President referred to that fat little nut over in North Korea as "Rocketman."

A decade from now, anyone still living in North Korea will remember the Rocketman when they look around their part of the world and see, no matter which way they look there are missiles with nuclear war heads aimed at the ground on which they stand.  

In their mind, they will all repeat these words: "Thank you, Rocket Jerk."  (Adjustment to moniker courtesy of Credible and Incisive.)  Who else is so twisted and purely evil that they have everybody on This Earth ready to blow him and his nation to 'smithereens?'

It's a bird.  It's a plane.  No, it's Rocket Jerk!!!

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